BK “Flame” Perfume

Burger King has created The Flame, utilzing the seductive scent of flame-broiled meat.

The Whopper sandwich is America’s favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

(Notice the web address? Fire meets Desire? Amazing! Background music is also reminiscent of Barry White)

Make sure to interact with the spray bottle, you will be pleasurably surprised with an intimate encounter with the Burger King himself. (Robert Redford whaaaaat?) As he tells you to, “Stop, Drop, and Roll.” If you are persistent and “mist yourself enough” you will eventually be lathered with whipped cream by royalty.

Will the wonders ever cease? You can actually buy this for $3.99. I must say the concept is catching, I’m dying to taste er…. smell this and see if I am taken back to my first whopper encounter. Maybe this will make vegans smell more friendly? At the very least I will be dabbing this on my girlfriend to see if fireworks happen.