Cure Creative Impotency

Feeling creatively impotent? Has your creative juices stopped flowing? Just don’t have that loving feeling anymore?

FEAR NO MORE! No more nights alone and cold in the dog house!

I’ve concocted, R.A.D., a handy-dandy acronym in soft chewable tablet form to assist with Creative Impotency.Take as many as needed.

• Rekindle the Romance: Remember the way you felt when your creative muse first touched you? The tingles she sent throughout your…cerebrum. Enticing you onward and upward through all those o-so-long nights at the office all in the hopes to see her on the silver screen for others to gasp at her beauty. Realize that teenage-hormonal-creative lust again! If its reading that same poem, watching that short film again or whatever it may be, feel free to take some time to get revisit your original love story. Personally, I find avaunt guard photography regarding my topic very interrogative.

• Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: This is a wise old adage that rings true. Take some time off and leave your first love. Place her on the shelf, and leave her be for some time. A day, a week, or a month you will know when you just can’t live without her. Personally I encourage a distracting weekend tryst away from your original love to see if you really do still have that special something. (This is why I encourage having at least three projects active within the same time frame.)

• Dead Bury the Dead: You may need to face the fact that the love is gone, and it will not return. If you are feeling that slight twinge of guilt perhaps it was never meant to be to begin with. You have had your fill of that challenge, learned your lesson, and must now do your best to move on. Its dead. In the past. Move on.

Now you are well on your way to creative fulfillment!

Let me know how it goes. If you wake up drunk, bloated, and missing a kidney don’t complain that I didn’t warn you.